The Sidewalk is My Runway
The perfect message for all you divas out there!

Sugar & Spice
The perfect message for the sweet - and not so sweet - girl in all of us.....

Stop Staring at My Chest
Tired of people staring at your chest? Or just have a great sense of humor? This cheeky message brings people in close to read the tiny font - and then tells them "STOP STARING AT MY CHEST"!

Out of Your League
Tired of constantly being hit on by undesirable guys? Tell it like it is with this simple message: "Out of your league"

 
I'll Sell You The Shirt Off My Back Tor $20
Everything comes with a price....

 
One Day Closer to Retirement
For those who just can't wait to leave work behind......

 
What's not to love?
You're perfect. You've got it all. Now everybody else needs to know it! "What's not to love?" with this clever design.

Prepare to be Disappointed
A fair warning to others.... Prepare to be Disappointed!

 
Whiney is what I do best
Are you a professional whiner? If so, you need this shirt. Maybe someone out there will listen to you...

 
Haven't Got a Clue
Whether you're dumb - or just appear to be - you can still be cool and stylish in this design.

 
Single & Loving It!
The perfect design for all those fabulous single girls out there.

 
Divorced & Loving It
For those who are thrilled to be single once again, this design is for you! See it on a variety of clothing and gifts. Separate designs for guys & girls.

ASBO Pending
Whether you're really a drunken yob - or just a wannabe - this one's for you! Don't know what an ASBO is? You're probably not cool enough to wear this design.

 
Do-able
Are you "do-able"? This naughty design tells all on shirts and underwear. Separate designs for guys & girls.

 
Chavtastic
Are you a robbing scally? Need something more blinging than Burberry? Get this "Chavtastic" design here. And yes it is available in hoodies...

Wanker
Are you a wanker? Don't try and hide it......

 
Cheeky Bastard
The British can spot a Cheeky Bastard miles away, but Americans need help. Let them know you're a Cheeky Bastard in your own impertinent way.